CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, and a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.

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The Book of Whispers: Being a Looking Glass

The most profound secrets lie not wholly in knowledge, said the poet.  They lurk invisible in that vitalizing spark, intangible, yet as evident as the lightning—the seeker's soul.  Solitary digging for facts can reward one with great discoveries, but true secrets are not discovered—they are shared, passed on in confidence from one to another.  The genuine seeker listens attentively.

No secret can be transcribed, save in code, lest it—by definition–cease to be.  This Book of Whispers collects and encodes more than one hundred of humankind's most cherished secrets.  To be privy to the topics alone is a supreme achievement, as each contains and nurtures the seed of its hidden truth.  As possessor and thereby guardian of this knowledge, may you summon the courage to honor its secrets and to bequeath it to one worthy.

May 15, 2010 (permalink)



"There was more than one way into the Otherworld." —Lisa Tuttle, The Mysteries

Pictured above, Prof. Oddfellow knocks on a fairy door.
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December 21, 2009 (permalink)

"He places the tube to his ear and the answer comes."
The Carpet Trade Review, Vol 5, No 11, Nov. 1878


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December 10, 2009 (permalink)

"Is the real secret of power that when it seems greatest, it is dying?"
—D. Lamar Jacks, "Newgrange"
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December 5, 2009 (permalink)



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November 9, 2009 (permalink)

"Most secret of all is what's forgotten."
—John Crowley, Daemonomania
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November 7, 2009 (permalink)



Evening Promenade, or Sea Beach Costumes, Autumn, 1810.  Via Bibliodyssey.
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April 21, 2009 (permalink)



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April 7, 2009 (permalink)

"Mysteries make one dream of unendurable bewitchments, they have the fragrance of something quite, quite unspeakably beautiful.  Who knows, who knows.  Ah—"
—Robert Walser, JAKOB VON GUNTEN
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March 8, 2009 (permalink)

The great secret the hedonists keep to themselves: "that time allows pleasure, not money."  (Anthony Marais, Delusionism.)
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February 17, 2009 (permalink)

"Like the sound of water readying to boil were the whispers of his voice." —Norman Mailer, Ancient Evenings
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February 5, 2009 (permalink)

"To speak is to offend the power of silence."  —Norman Mailer, Ancient Evenings
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November 5, 2008 (permalink)

"A bit of mica glimmering in a crevice of the pavement suggests its story of the many feet that have passed over it; the tiny wildflowers peeping through the lush grass along a forest pathway whisper intimate secrets of the woods; a cobweb spun within the belfry of an old church reveals its mysterious hieroglyphs."
—Jessie Lemont, "The Fairy Folk of Dugald Stewart Walker," The International Studio, 1914
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October 23, 2008 (permalink)

"I am not so rash, I trust, as to essay to pluck out the heart of the mystery.  But the game of coming to close quarters with the riddle is more than worth the candle."
—John Livingston Lowes, The Road to Xanadu: A Study in the Ways of the Imagination, 1927
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September 30, 2008 (permalink)

"Gods liked to conceal themselves in curious places.  That was the first law of great secrets."
—Norman Mailer, Ancient Evenings
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September 12, 2008 (permalink)



Art by sonmisonmi.
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July 17, 2008 (permalink)

Piecing together the secret of wonder-working . . .


 
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July 13, 2008 (permalink)

Piecing together the secret of the white buffalo . . .


 
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July 10, 2008 (permalink)

Piecing together the secret of the whispering spring . . .


 
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July 6, 2008 (permalink)

Piecing together the secret of water . . .


 
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