CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.

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Today — May 21, 2013 (permalink)

"Snake-Talk": an illustration from an 1867 issue of Beadle's magazine.




An illustration from an 1877 issue of Punch magazine.  The caption reads: "An arrangement in 'Fiddle-de-dee.'"



Yesterday — May 20, 2013 (permalink)

Time Will Tell: Father Time reads the palm of the New Year: an illustration from a 1903 issue of Punch magazine.  (Scroll to view the entire image.)



An illustration from an 1876 issue of Punch magazine.



May 19, 2013 (permalink)

An illustration from an 1878 issue of Punch magazine.  The caption reads: "There and (not) back!"



May 18, 2013 (permalink)

"There must be mirrors that reflect unwillingly."
Stephen Sparks

The illustration is from an 1865 issue of Punch magazine.



May 17, 2013 (permalink)

An illustration from an 1888 issue of Punch magazine.




An illustration from an 1896 issue of Pall Mall magazine.  The caption reads: "The mist condensed into a body."



May 16, 2013 (permalink)

An illustration from a 1905 issue of Punch magazine.




"Some believe that the 'surveillance society' began with the advent of networked computers and databases, but is this an accurate assessment?"
Timothy C. Lim, Stand! (1999)

This illustration is from Beadle's Monthly, 1866.



May 15, 2013 (permalink)

An illustration from an 1886 issue of Punch magazine.




"Quis spectat spectatores, he wondered.  Who is watching the watchers?"
Stephen Davies, Hacking Timbuktu (2010)

This illustration is from Beadles Monthly, 1866.



May 14, 2013 (permalink)

An illustration from an 1867 issue of Beadle's magazine.




An illustration from an 1897 issue of The Strand magazine.  The caption reads: "The reflections were now frightfully distorted."



May 13, 2013 (permalink)

An illustration from an 1886 issue of Punch magazine.




An illustration from an 1879 issue of Harper's magazine.  The caption reads: "There's always a something."



May 12, 2013 (permalink)

An illustration from an 1849 issue of Punch magazine.




"Potato sings": an illustration from an 1882 issue of Punch magazine.



May 11, 2013 (permalink)

A steam [train] demon seeks passage through the domain of wood nymphs and fauns.  An illustration from an 1883 issue of Punch magazine.



May 10, 2013 (permalink)

"Then he wandered back to the street and began to walk, wading through shadows he might never trust as empty again."
Martin Harry Greenberg, All Hell Breaking Loose (2005)


Wading through the shadows, from Punch, 1882.



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