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I dreamed that a misplaced question mark obfuscated the entire meaning of Shakespeare's Hamlet. (My typographical error dream was no doubt triggered by Fredericka Beardsley Gilchrist's The True Story of Hamlet and Ophelia.) (Thanks, FutilityCloset.) --- June asks: To be or not to be: that is the question?
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I dreamed of a self-possessed apostrophe—a ghost haunting itself. (Inspired by Gary Barwin.)

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I dreamed of endings: At the end of a sentence a period, a full stop. Peer into its darkness, a celestial sky so dark nothing is visible save the darkness itself. Or it’s some kind of cave, an inscrutable Lascaux, a dim basement. Jazz musicians crowd beside bison hunters. Hear the shimmer of the cymbal and the erotic bleat of the saxophone, the clink of mouth-bound martini glasses, the soft murmur of warriors. Now lean closer, look as if through the aperture of a microscope. There’s an entire city. A single swart cell. An inkwell. The birthmark of the sentence. An insect whose legs my brother removed. You raise your head and look out at the room. Black ink from a silent movie gag circles your eye. — Gary Barwin
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I dreamed of a poem by Gary Barwin: The semicolon dreams. It isn’t one, but two. Brother and sister. Mother and child. Egg and sperm. Zygotic. X and Y. Chromosomal. A Bicameron over the corpus callosum of the page. A greater and lesser brain, brontosaural. A thought and its strange horn. The beginning and end of sleep. A dream of dreaming and of waking. A hand and its other becoming breath and its shadows, a one eye open, a book.
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I dreamed I underwent a colonoscopy. After the procedure, I was beautiful enough to appear in Amy Sedaris, Paul Dinello, and Stephen Colbert's hilarious book Wigfield.  A semi-asterisk typo from page 156 of Wigfield.
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Granted, I was a typo, but that's why they called me "The Insinuator."
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I dreamed it was the ampersand's 40th birthday.

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Joy Fisher writes:
No semicolon should show up to a party without a gift. This would be perfect for a 40 year old ampersand to rest his head on. |
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