CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.

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The Right Word

May 21, 2013 (permalink)

"We've caught him in flagratto del grando."  A still from Dear Ladies, series one.



May 20, 2013 (permalink)

From Prof. Oddfellow's sketchbook, for Gordon Meyer:


The text reads, "A pilcrow (¶) is so named because a 'pulled [plucked] crow' will speak paragraphs."

May 19, 2013 (permalink)

An illustration from an 1886 issue of Punch magazine.  The caption reads: "The New Verb: Banjo, Banjab, Banjat — Banjamus, Banjatis, Banjant!"



May 13, 2013 (permalink)

Here's a quotation from our Spotted in the Wild blog that we wished to share here, too:

"He that uses the word impossible outside of pure mathematics is lacking in prudence." —William Somerset Maugham, The Magician

April 30, 2013 (permalink)



"Sorry, I’ve had a complete blank there.”  A still from Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle bonus interviews.

April 25, 2013 (permalink)

"So, yes, the paragraph is arbitrary, but so is the sentence, and the word, and the phonemes within the word, and the connections we intimate between those phonemes and those arbitrary shapes we call letters." —Geof Huth


Illustration from Anthony Earnshaw's Seven Secret Alphabets.

April 17, 2013 (permalink)

"But why did you say Boulogne when you means Bologna?"  A still from Dear Ladies, series one.



March 22, 2013 (permalink)

Is there a name for the phenomenon of one language being identified but another being transcribed?  For example:

"'You are going to kill him?' she cried in German."  (From The Man Who-Couldn't Sleep by Arthur Stringer.)

And: "[Men speaking Spanish] Last night I had an ugly nightmare."




March 14, 2013 (permalink)

Surely the word like in this caption alerts a figure of speech, but we do respect an adventurer who recoils from exaggeration.  The illustration is from The Wide World Magazine, 1899.



March 5, 2013 (permalink)

"Do you always read in the original French?"
"Yes, translations are so indecent."

From Life Magazine, 1922.



February 25, 2013 (permalink)


"Figs and filberts": a new expression via Jonathan Caws-Elwitt.  For example:

"Let's get down to figs and filberts."
"I don't know my figs from my filberts."
"It's time to separate the figs from the filberts."
"Don't make a fig out of a filbert."

February 23, 2013 (permalink)

Here is some one-letter maledicta from Life, 1918.



February 13, 2013 (permalink)

On the magical quality of philosophical phrases: "They have something, a sort of magic — I don't know what — that makes like rich and exciting to me.  . . . I think we're thrilled by the weight of history that lies behind each one of these phrases.  It isn't just the world itself, or just its immediate meaning.  It's a long, trailing margin of human sensations, life by life, century by century, that gives us this peculiar thrill.  . . .  I know they're absurd, these phrases . . . Words like 'pluralism' and 'dualism' and 'monism.'  But what they make me think of is just a particular class of vague, delicious, physical sensations!  And it's the idea of there having been feelings like these, in far-off, long-buried human nerves, that pleases.  . . .  It makes life seem so thick and rich and complicated."  —John Cowper Powys, Wolf Solent

February 9, 2013 (permalink)

Here's a form of cartoon swearing ("maledicta") from Metropolitan Magazine, 1911 — perhaps an exclamation of "Dingbat!" without the use of any dingbats.  The caption says it's a verb, and "ding" part probably traces back to the obsolete meaning "to deal a heavy blow."



January 29, 2013 (permalink)

The DVD release of Anthony Newley's series The Strange World of Gurney Slade doesn't feature subtitles, so we took it upon ourselves to transliterate the following rather marvelous made-up words:



January 18, 2013 (permalink)

Overheard at lunch: "She calls a comforter a duvet and I want to kill her every time she does that."

It was a great (if chilling) reminder of how using the right word can prevent murderous impulses.

January 17, 2013 (permalink)

Jonathan Caws-Elwitt coined a new oath or expletive: "Jumping dingbats!"  He explains: "I come by it honestly, having encountered a technical glitch whereby the fancy typographical divider known as a dingbat jumps one line upward in the course of file conversion, so that the text is now divided in the wrong place."

From Prof. Oddfellow's sketchbook:



January 6, 2013 (permalink)

Did you know that buxom has both an obsolete and an archaic meaning?  Obsolete: compliant, obliging.  Archaic: lively, good-tempered.


From Appleton's magazine, 1908.

December 26, 2012 (permalink)

Did you know that Santa's nightmare word is "unfilled"?  We find proof in Life, 1918.



December 3, 2012 (permalink)

An illustration from a 1901 issue of McClure's magazine.  The caption reads: "Filled my bosom full of smothered language."





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