CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
We're honored by a 5-star review of our Field Guide to Identifying Unicorns by Sound. Jessy Carlisle describes the book as quirky fun for the alternative thinker. Pictured is a page from the book, with four tips for hearing a unicorn.
We're delighted to learn that Fiona Lang is "listening carefully for imaginary beasts," as per our Field Guide to Identifying Unicorns by Sound. Lang is a writer in the Scottish Highlands who studies the intersections of the human and animal worlds as well as the uneasy lands that lie between what is real and what is imagined.
Whimsical, silly and strangely touching, this short illustrated handbook is replete with "accounts" from literature about unicorns through history, and offers readers a comprehensive (and often contradictory) guide to spotting them. It's breezy, and rarely failed to put a smile on my face.
If you've ever felt unsure about unicorns, Wolfgun's audio journey Cineres will leave you skeptical of your own skepticism.
Not only does Cineres capture the sounds and voices of unicorns in a forest, it's like a master course in how to hear cryptozoological wildlife on your own.
You'll hear sounds on this album that you've never experienced in this world or any other. That aspect is in itself utterly priceless.
Inspired by our own Field Guide to Identifying Unicorns By Sound, Wolfgun uses the book as a springboard to search for and establish further, indisputable proofs. Whether the awe-inspiring message he recorded is cautionary or hopeful will be up to the listener to judge.
Suffice it to say that Wolfgun's sonic adventure is unlike anything.
Our Unicorn Book is Officially Accused of Being Too Esoteric, Like a Book of Spells! Huzzah!
This review of our Field Guide to Identifying Unicorns by Sound is a must-read, even if the critic (who didn't buy the book and who self-identifies as mentally ill) rated the book with a single star. We've identified that single star as the one Sappho called "the fairest of all the stars":
I have rented this book from my local library, and attempted to read it. I was expecting some semblance of argument for the reality of Unicorns as a species, or at the very least salient information on Unicorns. Instead, it should be said that this book is a work of esoterica, and could be classified alongside books of spells or psychic channeling. The entire book consists of instructions of various places and ways to sit down in the quiet of nature, and listen. According to the author, the reader is supposed to be listening for singing unicorns, anyone availed of folkloric or mythological knowledge, will find a distinct absence of singing unicorns from the works of Pliny, the Bible, and other books considered primary sources on unicorns (unless one counts the Shadavar, which undoubtedly sings, but whose nature as a true unicorn is tenuous). I'll give you an example of my own, one night in bed, I was convinced that my tinnitus was actually the result of me hearing radio waves, needless to say I was actually mentally ill at the time. I am not accusing the author of being crazy, but I will willingly accuse him of being very separated from skepticism and reality. If you obey this book, you would be sitting out in nature meditating, which is fine, but I doubt you will hear any singing unicorns unless you mistakenly convince yourself that you are hearing them. What is wrong with communing with nature via meditation, to simply experience nature and commune with it? You need no new age or esoteric beliefs to do THAT, in fact, even Atheists often admit a reverence for nature. In the words of Carl Sagan, the garden is just as wonderful, even if it does not have fairies at the bottom of it.
Yes, we're reframed this negativity into something positive, as part of our personal museum of coping mechanisms. Indeed, the writing life is full of foul challenges. See this video, in which we reveal our secrets for landing a major book deal, even if you don't have a best-selling idea, weren't born into the right families, and don't work very hard: https://youtu.be/GuvJpPTawGs
I found A Field Guide to Identifying Unicorns by Sound to be a delightful excursion into my own mind and spirit. An exercise in thinking for myself and better understanding the world and my place in it. A journey that cannot end because I will never stop finding new questions to ask or roads to travel… I would suggest that this reader is like far too much of our society. Incapable of thinking for themselves. They expect to be told what to think and believe in then blindly follow the masses to do the bidding of the few in power. I believe these people should just stay confined in their Church of Facebook and leave reading books to those of us who still use our brain cells…
You may recall our 5-minute canoe journey on a frozen lake in search of unicorn sounds, but we just added subtitles to the video (four years late, but who's counting?). Be sure to click on YouTube's "Subtitles/CC" button, because the audio is often somewhat murky due to environmental sounds as well as mumbling: