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July 29, 2017 (permalink)

"The lion and the unicorn."  From A History of Caricature and Grotesque in Literature and Art by Thomas Wright, 1875.  This should be of interest: A Field Guide to Identifying Unicorns by Sound.
#vintage illustration #unicorn #art #lion #board game #lion and unicorn
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July 5, 2017 (permalink)

"She took to her heels and ran for her life."  From North Cornwall Fairies and Legends by Enys Tregarthen, 1906.
#vintage illustration #art #lion and unicorn #union #run for your life
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May 13, 2017 (permalink)

If the animal is mythological, it stands to reason that the investigation would be mythological, too.  The Unicorn: A Mythological Investigation by Robert Brown, 1881.   See A Field Guide to Identifying Unicorns by Sound.
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February 28, 2017 (permalink)

We're honored by a 5-star review of our Field Guide to Identifying Unicorns by Sound.  Jessy Carlisle describes the book as quirky fun for the alternative thinker.  Pictured is a page from the book, with four tips for hearing a unicorn.
#unicorn #listening practice
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February 24, 2017 (permalink)

From Chinese Clay Figures by Berthold Laufer, 1914.  This should be of interest: A Field Guide to Identifying Unicorns by Sound.
#vintage illustration #unicorn #art #chinese unicorn
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February 23, 2017 (permalink)

A detail from the cover of the Glasgow University student handbook, 1960.  This should be of interest: A Field Guide to Identifying Unicorns by Sound.
#vintage illustration #unicorn #scotland #art #lion #glasgow university
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January 31, 2017 (permalink)

We're delighted to learn that Fiona Lang is "listening carefully for imaginary beasts," as per our Field Guide to Identifying Unicorns by Sound.  Lang is a writer in the Scottish Highlands who studies the intersections of the human and animal worlds as well as the uneasy lands that lie between what is real and what is imagined.
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January 29, 2017 (permalink)

Thanks to Thomas Hale for offering a 4-star review of our Field Guide to Identifying Unicorns by Sound:
Whimsical, silly and strangely touching, this short illustrated handbook is replete with "accounts" from literature about unicorns through history, and offers readers a comprehensive (and often contradictory) guide to spotting them. It's breezy, and rarely failed to put a smile on my face.
Pictured: Spotted in the wild, our Field Guide to Identifying Unicorns by Sound, in a London bar.

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January 24, 2017 (permalink)

If you've ever felt unsure about unicorns, Wolfgun's audio journey Cineres will leave you skeptical of your own skepticism.

Not only does Cineres capture the sounds and voices of unicorns in a forest, it's like a master course in how to hear cryptozoological wildlife on your own.

You'll hear sounds on this album that you've never experienced in this world or any other.  That aspect is in itself utterly priceless.

Inspired by our own Field Guide to Identifying Unicorns By Sound, Wolfgun uses the book as a springboard to search for and establish further, indisputable proofs.  Whether the awe-inspiring message he recorded is cautionary or hopeful will be up to the listener to judge.  

Suffice it to say that Wolfgun's sonic adventure is unlike anything.

To read the field guide online, visit  But physical copies of the book do exist!

#unicorn #cryptid #cryptozoology #wolfgun #experimental music #soundscape #electronic music
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December 28, 2016 (permalink)

"The next chap that lays hands on me, I'll drill full of holes."  From Andy's Adventures on Noah's Ark by Douglas Zabriskie Doty, 1902.  This should be of interest: A Field Guide to Identifying Unicorns by Sound.
#vintage illustration #unicorn #art #lion and unicorn
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December 1, 2016 (permalink)

It's that time of year, when people begin asking about unicorn migration patterns for the coming year.  Here's our forecast, and of course refer to Field Guide to Identifying Unicorns by Sound for further information.
#unicorn #migration
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June 16, 2016 (permalink)

#vintage illustration #unicorn #art #milton
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April 23, 2016 (permalink)

Thanks to the wildlife recorders at the National BioBlitz Network for recommending our Field Guide to Identifying Unicorns By Sound as "vital reading" for anyone "interested in auditory detection of unicorns."  (Photo courtesy of Katherine Davis.)
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March 13, 2016 (permalink)

From Prof. Oddfellow's sketchbook:
You've heard the controversy of the New York Times outing "Gay Twitter" (and how Gay Twitter "erupted" in response).  Here's how Gay Twitter (actually a parade float pulled by two unicorns) erupts.
#unicorn #volcano #gay twitter #gay media
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February 3, 2016 (permalink)

From Two Little Savages by Ernest Thompson Seton, 1922.  This should be of interest: A Field Guide to Identifying Unicorns by Sound.

#vintage illustration #unicorn #art #alcoholism #drunk
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December 21, 2015 (permalink)

From St. Nicholas magazine, 1892.  This should be of interest: A Field Guide to Identifying Unicorns by Sound.
#vintage illustration #unicorn #art #beast
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August 19, 2015 (permalink)

Our Unicorn Book is Officially Accused of Being Too Esoteric, Like a Book of Spells! Huzzah!


This review of our Field Guide to Identifying Unicorns by Sound is a must-read, even if the critic (who didn't buy the book and who self-identifies as mentally ill) rated the book with a single star.  We've identified that single star as the one Sappho called "the fairest of all the stars":
I have rented this book from my local library, and attempted to read it. I was expecting some semblance of argument for the reality of Unicorns as a species, or at the very least salient information on Unicorns. Instead, it should be said that this book is a work of esoterica, and could be classified alongside books of spells or psychic channeling. The entire book consists of instructions of various places and ways to sit down in the quiet of nature, and listen. According to the author, the reader is supposed to be listening for singing unicorns, anyone availed of folkloric or mythological knowledge, will find a distinct absence of singing unicorns from the works of Pliny, the Bible, and other books considered primary sources on unicorns (unless one counts the Shadavar, which undoubtedly sings, but whose nature as a true unicorn is tenuous). I'll give you an example of my own, one night in bed, I was convinced that my tinnitus was actually the result of me hearing radio waves, needless to say I was actually mentally ill at the time. I am not accusing the author of being crazy, but I will willingly accuse him of being very separated from skepticism and reality. If you obey this book, you would be sitting out in nature meditating, which is fine, but I doubt you will hear any singing unicorns unless you mistakenly convince yourself that you are hearing them. What is wrong with communing with nature via meditation, to simply experience nature and commune with it? You need no new age or esoteric beliefs to do THAT, in fact, even Atheists often admit a reverence for nature. In the words of Carl Sagan, the garden is just as wonderful, even if it does not have fairies at the bottom of it.
Yes, we're reframed this negativity into something positive, as part of our personal museum of coping mechanisms.  Indeed, the writing life is full of foul challenges.  See this video, in which we reveal our secrets for landing a major book deal, even if you don't have a best-selling idea, weren't born into the right families, and don't work very hard:
Adam writres:
I found A Field Guide to Identifying Unicorns by Sound to be a delightful excursion into my own mind and spirit. An exercise in thinking for myself and better understanding the world and my place in it. A journey that cannot end because I will never stop finding new questions to ask or roads to travel… I would suggest that this reader is like far too much of our society. Incapable of thinking for themselves. They expect to be told what to think and believe in then blindly follow the masses to do the bidding of the few in power. I believe these people should just stay confined in their Church of Facebook and leave reading books to those of us who still use our brain cells…
#unicorn #bad reviews
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July 7, 2015 (permalink)

Over the past four years, British recording artist Benjamin Berry (of Fear of Tigers fame) has been working on a musical companion to our Field Guide to Identifying Unicorns by Sound.  As we simply can't wait for that release, we've been recording some tracks of our own, in conjunction with voice artists Jonathan Caws-Elwitt, Hilary Caws-Elwitt, Robert Parker, and Karen Kahler.  We've even worked in some fantastical unicorn facts not previously revealed in the field guide.  Our first recordings are available for free listening over at Soundcloud.  Remember that for every heart icon you click, a baby unicorn takes its first steps.

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April 28, 2015 (permalink)

You may recall our 5-minute canoe journey on a frozen lake in search of unicorn sounds, but we just added subtitles to the video (four years late, but who's counting?).  Be sure to click on YouTube's "Subtitles/CC" button, because the audio is often somewhat murky due to environmental sounds as well as mumbling:

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April 14, 2015 (permalink)

From La Morale Merveilleuse by P. Christian, 1844.  This should be of interest: A Field Guide to Identifying Unicorns by Sound.
#vintage illustration #unicorn #art
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