Someone asked our Augural Agglomerator, "Will Peter and Wendy get back together?" The Agglomerator answered "Open" (exactly 50% between Yes and No) (and here is the exact report, with all 59 separate oracle readings). At first we thought that the Agglomerator was in error, because we all know that Wendy chose not to fly away with Peter Pan, deciding instead to remain with the Darlings, and when she visited Neverland once a year to clean house, her eyes were less and less able to detect Peter's presence. Where does the uncertainty lie?, we wondered. And then the obvious hit us like a little ball of light: Tinker Bell.