(According to the internet, Buddha really did
say this!) "What's all this? There's a path, so just go and find it! What's with you guys? You want me to solve all your problems?" From The Hero Yoshihiko and the Key of the Evil Spirits (Yuusha Yoshihiko to Akuryou no Kagi, 勇者ヨシヒコと悪霊の鍵). The scolding Buddha is played by comedian Sato Jiro.