CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is
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I Found a Penny Today, So Here's a Thought (permalink)
Here's all you have to do:
  1. All you have to do is listen.  (Rob Kapilow, 2008)
  2. All you have to do is ask.  (Meredith Walters, 2007)
  3. All you have to do is be the middleman.  (Jay Abraham, Getting Everything You Can Out of All You've Got, 2000)
  4. All you have to do is win.  (Trent Frayne, 1968)
  5. All you have to do is glance at your calendar.  (Savitri Ramaiah, Lifestyle During Pregnancy, 2003)
  6. All you have to do is balance your weight.  (Edwin Burford, Skiing Made Simple, 2007)
  7. All you have to do is share your experience, strength, and hope.  (Robert Perkinson, The Gambling Addiction Patient Workbook, 2003)
  8. All you have to do is select items from a series of menus and the system does all the work. (Dinesh Maidasani, Comprehensive Information Technology)
  9. All you have to do is walk out your front door.   (Howard Wimer, Inner Guidance and the Four Spiritual Gifts, 2014)
  10. All you have to do is to hit the RIGHT target with the RIGHT weapon at the RIGHT time.  (J. C. Kemmerer, Tournament Sparring, 2011)
  11. All you have to do is be open.  (J. K. Ellis, Perfected Mind Control, 2006)
  12. All you have to do is to make it happen.  (Terence Hamilton-Morris, Spirit Rises, 2013)
  13. All you have to do is cut your calories and watch what you eat.  (Dag Albright, Chicks, 2007)
  14. All you have to do is sort out your own theory of direct mail.  (Tony Attwood, Education Marketing, 2005)
  15. All you have to do is think properly.  (Charles Mangua, Son of Woman in Mombasa, 1986)
  16. All you have to do is be still and tap into the energy.  (Danielle Garcia, Angel Blessings, 2008)
  17. All you have to do is put that down.  (Zane, Infinite Words, 2015)
  18. All you have to do is live the life.  (Angus Buchan, Now is the Time, 2014)
  19. All you have to do is decide what you want to change.  (Nevaeh Michael, Fall in Love Again, 2012)
  20. All you have to do is start.  (Leo Babauta, Zen to Done)
  21. All you have to do is send people to the offer and hope they buy.  (Tracy Repchuk, 31 Days to Millionaire Marketing Miracles, 2013)
  22. All you have to do is change your thoughts.  (Theron J. Houston, I Once Was Lost, 2009)
  23. All you have to do is have Ralph watched when he comes into your city.  (Jeff Inlo, Soul View)
  24. All you have to do is state firmly but in a friendly manner, "No thanks, I have other plans."  (Keys to Learning, 2007)
  25. All you have to do is get out of your comfort zone and be ready for new experiences.  (Romy Miller, How to Be the Man Women Want, 2009)
  26. All you have to do is find a sheet of words, the words being colours.  (Michael Robinson, 10 Ways to Enhance Your Mind and Become More Efficient, 2013)
  27. All you have to do is sit back and wait for the money to start rolling in.  (Marketing your Ebook)
  28. All you have to do is work backwards and precisely calculate what has to happen to make that journey.  (Getting Everything You Can Out Of All You've Got, 2013)
  29. All you have to do is circle all that apply.  (S. F. Berk, The Gender Factory, 2012)
  30. All you have to do is simply attend.  (Jonathan C. Smith, Relaxation, Meditation, & Mindfulness, 2005)
  31. All you have to do is list what you want out of life and then sign your name at the bottom.  (Alternate Gerrolds: An Assortment of Fictitious Lives, 2013)
  32. All you have to do is believe, let go of the past, and move forward!  (Tammy Lynn Robinson, Thoughts of the Heart, 2013)
  33. All you have to do is show up.  (Nancy Whitney-Reiter, Now is the Time to Do What You Love, 2009)
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