Patron of Disturbing Conclusions.
Saint Metafora taught a simple message that calmed the troubled minds
of her followers: "A disturbing conclusion is simply the result of
making the wrong kind of analogy." Her collected sayings, "The
Similitudes," popularized the phrase "X is like Y," which became a
mantra of sorts among her disciples. That mantra was commonly
misheard as "excess likewise" by the general public, leading to the
widespread misunderstanding that Saint Metafora preached a life of
overindulgence. Today, Saint Metafora is perhaps best known for
her controversial sermon entitled "The Watchmaker Analogy: Who Has Time
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