Did you know: "It is not possible to burn a candle
at both ends
. If one end of the wick is ignited, the other end will immediately be extinguished."
Or: "Cardboard is nothing more than wood in an early stage of development."
Or: "Cheese never spoils; it simply changes into a different kind of cheese."
These and other hilarious facts are part of Dr. Boli's Encyclopedia of Misinformation