SONG: Don't Drop that Dime
ARTIST: Velvet Revolver
Sweet Caroline o' mine, don't drop that dime on me tonight.
ADJUSTED FOR INFLATION:
Sweet Mahler, I holler, don't drop that dollar on me tonight.
|* Payphones used to take dimes, but now they take quarters. Isn't
it time to update song lyrics to reflect the realities of
inflation? Alas, it's vastly easier to rhyme the word "dime" than
the word "quarter," but here at Inflationary Lyrics Headquarters we
have risen to the challenge. Please join the fun and share your
own inflationary lyrics, with both the "before" and "after" versions!