skkrt.

n.  the sound of a razor blade scraping whiskers, as in the comic book Schizo #2 by Ivan Brunetti.

sklch.

n.  the sound of a talking vacuum cleaner’s electrical cord crushing the skull of a murderer whose head it has tied up, as in the comic book Vacuum Horror by Aaron K.

sklklkl.

n.  the sound of a talking vacuum cleaner from outer space sucking the brain out of a girl so that she can enjoy eternal life as a vacuum cleaner, in the comic book Vacuum Horror by Aaron K.

skng.

n.  an impatient mutter, as in the story “Potch” by Leo Rosten (anthologized in A Passion for Books: A Book Lover’s Treasury of Stories, Essays, Humor, Love and Lists on Collecting, Reading, Borrowing, Lending, Caring for, and Appreciating Books by Harold Rabinowitz).

Skrp.

n.  the name of a rat.

<Skrp’s people are bright enough, but they seem to have a bit of a blind spot when it comes to labels on bottles.  —Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!>

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