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You Can't Stop the Murders (2003): The Murders are a celebrated showbiz family, three generations of comedians who can "kill" any audience they're introduced to. When Grandpa Murder threatens to retire and spend his time reading mystery novels, his enterprising niece and nephew stage a series of fake, improbable homicides along the tour route to keep Grandpa in tow. |
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You Can't Stop the Murders (2003): Shot during the summer months on the island of Capri, this independent film has garnered much acclaim for its beautiful photography. And the screenplay isn't bad either. Written and directed by Corrine San Fiore, this film documents the story of four brothers visiting Capri on holiday. However, the sudden death of a couple staying in a nearby villa makes their trip a lot more than they hoped for. |
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You Can't Stop the Murders (2003): This unrelentingly harsh, black-and-white, near-documentary follows a down-in-his-luck police investigator whose persistent ineptness virtually invites a serial killer to decimate a small New England village. |
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You Can't Stop the Murders (2003): A tasteless reply to an educational documentary of the mid-90's called "You Can Stop the Crime" which preached public awareness, "You Can't Stop the Murders" actually encourages violence with fictionalized evidence and hate mongering. The result would be almost funny for its stupidity (and amateurish quality besides) if it wasn't so disheartening that someone would actually want to make it. |
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You Can't Stop the Murders (2003): Police in the tiny Australian town of Sleepy West are baffled by a series of murders in which a biker, a construction worker, a sailor, a cowboy and an Indian are killed. To their horror, they realise that someone is killing people with the same occupations as the Village People, and there is one occupation left - the cop! With the help of a reluctant detective from out of town, the police race to find the killer before one of them turns up dead. |
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You Can't Stop the Murders (2003): On a calamitous canoe trip, sparks fly when real estate agent (Anne Hesche) is shot by a traveling novelist (Ben Kingsley). Enraged by his inability to find an agent, he is set off by the very word. Comedy and violence ensue. Some funny moments, but the film goes downstream with the river. |
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None of the synopses above could possibly be legitimate! |
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I give up! What is the answer? |
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