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Thundercrack (1975): Loner Jack Calzone only drove his souped-up Camaro into tiny Lettsville for a burger and a tank of gas, but between the local biker gang and the corrupt police he gets far more than he bargained for. Jack soon takes out the trash with his hard-hitting, hard-driving, hard-drinking and hard-loving style.

Thundercrack (1975): Take a cliched Horror-story beginning, a remote Gothic mansion, an insane hostess, a group of strangers (four men, three women and a gorilla) and you pretty much begin to see that this is not meant to be a serious film, but rather a parody of several other (older and better) ones. Social and sexual confusion & misunderstanding guarantees that this odd cast of characters will come together and entertain & amuse for 120 minutes.

Thundercrack (1975): The premise of this lesser-known Mel Brooks movie is too vulgar to be described here.

Thundercrack (1975): In this blaxploitation classic, Rudy Ray Moore ("Dolemite") stars as "dubya-oh a'ight" -- the first black Bond -- whose attempts to thwart the machinations of the notorious Thundercrack (Blacula's William H. Marshall) are not nearly as well-timed as his wisecracks. With farcical cameos by Richard Kiel as Jaws and Desmond Llewelyn as "lil' Q," this film must be seen to be believed!

None of the synopses above could possibly be legitimate!

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