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Hollywood Hotel (1937): The Hollywood Hotel is home to the glitterati of Tinseltown but behind closed doors it hides a deadly secret. Deadly, I tell you! Deadly! Don't even ask about it if you know what's good for you! It's deadly! It'll kill ya deader than a mayfly in June! OoooOOooOOoo! Scary! And deadly! Real deadly! Don't say I didn't warn you! |
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Hollywood Hotel (1937): Two small-time gamblers on the lam from the mob dodge into the Hollywood Hotel and, in a moment of desperation, disguise themselves as bellhops. Imagine their surprise when they find themselves carrying the bags of crimelord Mr. Big! |
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Hollywood Hotel (1937): A Hollywood radio show has its problems. Half-hearted, overlong Warner musical with little of the expected zip. |
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Hollywood Hotel (1937): Hack musical comedy -- boy meets girl, boy makes cheese fondue for girl's eccentric aunt, boy spills fondue on girl's eccentric aunt's carpet, boy accidentally changes his name to "Desky," boy marries girl at a baseball card convention.
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None of the synopses above could possibly be legitimate! |
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I give up! What is the answer? |
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