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Excreamer (2002): Non-dairy coffee-whiteners and milk substitutes have never looked so colorful! This tell-all by a former chemist at a leading condiment factory may not be a steamy thriller, but it'll certainly leave you "chilled." By the time hydrogenated oils, high-fructose syrups, and non-lactose milk proteins enter the mix, you'll be needing a swig of ... something! If it's all too gruesome, you can always take a powder.

Excreamer (2002): Ridiculously camp Australian slasher film set at a drag queen beauty pageant.

Excreamer (2002): In 1971, NASA secretly sent a spaceship full of toilets into the galaxy, with a purpose only known to those in power. Now, after years of floating through the cosmos, it has returned to Earth. However, an alien race has inhabited the shuttle, and has sinister plans for the cargo of toilets. When the shuttle lands, people across the globe are quickly turning into crazed and perverted lunatics. Is this the end of mankind as we know it?

Excreamer (2002): A group of fraternity brothers go on an wilderness "extreme sports" trip, but the experience becomes more extreme when someone starts killing them off, one by one. They have to join together to stay alive - but the killer may be one of their group.

Excreamer (2002): An industrial training film on the proper disposal of unused Coffee-Mate.

Excreamer (2002): This exciting IMAX feature gives the audience a first-person front seat view of what it's like to ride the Excreamer, the wood-framed rollercoaster at Plains Park in Grand Island, Nebraska. From its first vertiginous drop to the rattling curves, dips and loops, this is one that rollercoaster fans and general thrillseekers alike will enjoy. (5 mins)

None of the synopses above could possibly be legitimate!

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