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Stones of Death (1988): Dan Quarry (Martin Kove, The Karate Kid) fights to save an African village from a Chinese band of illegal diamond traders led by "Sam the Hook" (James Hong, Big Trouble in Little China) in this straight-to-video martial arts thriller. |
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Stones of Death (1988): (Distributed on video under the title "Epitaph.") The local cemetery is a popular hangout for romantic teenagers, but those who make out atop an ancient tombstone when the moon is full experience a night of terror that will be forever etched in their memories (or memorials, in several cases!) |
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Stones of Death (1988): A curse on three skull-shaped Mayan emeralds stalks treasure hunters in the Guatemalan jungle. |
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Stones of Death (1988): A group of climbers attempting an ascent in the upper reaches of the Andes encounter a lost cannibalistic tribe. Soon they are fighting for their lives to avoid becoming human sacrifices...or dinner! |
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Stones of Death (1988): Hey, look at me - I've got Stones of Death! *snigger* Yeah, baby, I've got them right here...IN MY PANTS! HAHAHAHAHA! Seriously - "stones of death". Aheh. Ah, that's a good one... |
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Stones of Death (1988): The residents of a housing development find themselves in trouble after they discover that their development was built on top of a sacred aboriginal graveyard, on which a curse was placed upon anyone who disturbed it. |
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None of the synopses above could possibly be legitimate! |
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I give up! What is the answer? |
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