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From Prof. Oddfellow's sketchbook:
Inspired by Jeff of Omegaword, who once woke up on the wrong side of zero.
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Jeff writes:
Ha! I've always suspected the decimal point, and now, at last, comes theproof.
Thank you!!
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An antidote for people who complain that Christmas has become so commercialized that it is devoid of meaning.
One of our lesser-known works (so carefully circulated that even we haven't mentioned it here on Abecedarian during the book's four years in publication!) is The Collected Lost Meanings of Christmas. For those who know the meaning of Christmas but can't use it in a sentence, we collected 126 distinct definitions of the holiday, with literary quotations. Check the description over at Amazon.com for a surprising snippet.
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From Prof. Oddfellow's sketchbook:
J quips:
Q. What did one shadow puppet say to the other? A. Let’s have a show of hands.
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From Prof. Oddfellow's sketchbook:
Inspired by Gary Barwin, who writes:
I know. I found that you can complain tilde cows come home, but cedilla don't care.
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