CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
"At one point, Arthur asks his knights – apropos of nothing – 'Why do they call us the Middle Ages when nothing yet comes after us?''" —a reference to Spamalot in Medieval Afterlives in Contemporary Culture
"Ordinary jazz players merely say, again and again, unasked, apropos of nothing: 'The blues has to be there all the time: it's the way you feel.'" —Eric Hobsbawm, The Jazz Scene
"(Apropos of nothing, I suppose, I feel that I should report that in some buildings, the walls are a full four feet thick.)" —Charles House, One with the Fox
"She looked cheerfully from tying her laces and, apropos of nothing, said, 'Raise your hand if you don't want to die.'" —Rachel Neumann, Not Quite Nirvana
"'I just came out with a dirty joke DVD. I'll have to send you a copy.' The stupid part about me saying this was that it was apropos of nothing." —Gilbert Gottfried, Rubber Balls and Liquor (2011)
"'Or she,' I added, apropos of nothing. ¶ Orshee looked up, confused. This was his line. Had he missed an opportunity to say it?" —Richard Russo, Straight Man: A Novel (2011)