"What will we do now?"

"Wait for the next step and try to prevent that."

From Dark Shadows episode 1129.

We thought it was a Cole Porter-style compliment: "You're the soup, the salad, and the jelly."  Alas, she's talking about a banquet made from a single chicken named Jack.  From St. Nicholas, 1914.

"Where there is spirit, there is agony."  From Dark Shadows episode 796.

A Hindu lamentation for a dead son: "My lion, my arrow, my blood, my body, my soul, my third eye!  Gone, gone, gone!"  From Hand-book of Bible Manners and Customs by James Midwinter Freeman, 1874

Could be a band name: "Albert and the Bad News."  From Together, 1959.

Another weird song: it's Prof. Oddfellow's Penetralia.

Optical illusions like you've never seen them, plus confirmation bias and the uncanny: it's Prof. Oddfellow's Penetralia.

It's true -- wishing someone luck is tricky, because Lady Luck has two faces, one of them being fateful.  From Dark Shadows episode 220.

Our spin on the Herr Purpur and Ken Clinger song "Esperantolando": it's Prof. Oddfellow's Penetralia.

We double checked, and these are indeed the twelve states of existence: afraid, asleep, blindness, stoned, poisoned, insanity, dead, irritation, nausea, paralyzed, disease, and curse. From Wizardry: Crusaders Of The Dark Savant Clue Book.

That feeling of being neither alive nor writing nor in Nebraska.  From Alive and Writing in Nebraska.

That moment when someone's anecdote begins straying from the sensationalism: "What about the disembodied head?"  From Dark Shadows episode 1129.

What a horrid thing to discard the idea that maybe it will be tonight.  We feel sickened.  From Maybe Tonight? by Birdie Clark.

This is the first book we've encountered that is dedicated to Common Sense itself.  From Science Rediscovers God by Barclay Moon Newman, 1936.

This is like those "prove you're not a robot" tests in which you have to choose all the Jesuses but none of the churches.  From They Like Jesus But Not the Church by Dan Kimball.

"Time I start finding some of the lost world that we can't understand, or, or even see."  A favorite line from Dark Shadows episode 1122.

"You are simply taking what's happened and making up a story to explain it."  From Dark Shadows episode 999.

Why one shouldn't go to bed before sunrise: it's Prof. Oddfellow's Penetralia.

Help solve the enduring mystery of the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier: it's Prof. Oddfellow's Penetralia.

Jonathan Caws-Elwitt notes:

"In my opinion, we don't see enough these days of those hilarious 'ten-foot poles' that come from the wings, apparently under their own power, to supply missing props”

Glitch gremlins return with a vengeance: it's Prof. Oddfellow's Penetralia.