Here's a good exit line, from Dark Shadows episode 801.  "Perhaps I'll be back in a little while; then I'll undo some of the mischief I shall be blamed for."

To this day, this phrase is a Googlewhack: "Love moves among the symbols with the wand of awakening."  From The Martlet, 1970.

Today they are derided, but here's a tin-foil hat as part of a fashion ensemble.  From "The Daze of Ancient Rome" by Paul Sillivan, in Duquesne Monthly, 1922.

What did I expect the front page story to be, when it's from the home of mesh bags?  A rather fetishistic tribute to the fascinating gleaming silken texture of mesh bags.  From Wadco News, 1922.

Yeah, we've had that meal ... only they never did bring any of those little moist finger towels, and we were like, WTF?  From The Unicorn Window by Lynette Muir and illustrated by Pauline Baynes.

"Our lives are one long continuous crisis."  From Dark Shadows episode 789.

We've seen windows like this, in which each pane looks upon a different reality.  From The Martlet, 1971.

“Leave the door open for the unknown, the door into the dark. That’s where the most important things come from, where you yourself came from, and where you will go.” —Rebecca Solnit, A Field Guide To Getting Lost

Our illustration is from Dark Shadows episode 857.  "Anything is possible beyond the I-Ching door."

How true those words are, even today: "It stopped.  But it’ll start again.  It’s all part of everything else."  From Dark Shadows episode 858

Apparently we're not the only ones who mark our calendars with the three states of haunted barn ghosts -- awake nights, awake [in the day], and asleep in the nighttime.  From Antioch News, Sept. 1996.

The rarely mentioned "underside of time" is mentioned in Dark Shadows episode 789.

"Did she see something we can't?  Farmers wish cows could talk."  Via UFO Newsclipping Service, 1992.

Two things: we wouldn't listen to a UFO lecturer who didn't look like this, and all speakers should have their own words projected onto their faces.  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1998.

From Prof. Oddfellow's sketchbook:

"I couldn't see the wood for the trees...and I planted the forest myself" (Harry Carmichael, False Evidence).

Forget the unmentioned camels -- those O's are Ouija board planchettes.  From Not to Mention Camels.

Those still wondering which came first, the chicken or the egg, aren't reading the right books.

It used to be easier to find fruity shoes.  From The Martlet, 1972.

At first glance, we thought this was one of the flower people.  Now we're not sure.

"Just a gentle reminder."  From The Gateway, 1974.