CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
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January 2, 2016 (permalink)

Our Schizoid Telepathy widget is now an app.
This app is based upon a telepathy test that the Official Prisoner Appreciation Society commissioned us to design back in 2008.  In the episode of The Prisoner entitled "The Schizoid Man," actor Patrick McGoohan uses a special deck of symbol cards to test Extra Sensory Perception.  That deck is similar but not identical to the Zener cards made famous by parapsychologist J. B. Rhine in the 1930s.  We created an exact replica of the prop deck to the delight of the Society, but as fate had it the cards never went into print.
#esp #zener
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January 1, 2016 (permalink)

"I was depressed, I was confused, and I was turning Japanese": a still from Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.

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December 31, 2015 (permalink)

Our popular Fortune's Navigator compass widget is now an app.
Spin the dial at every crossroad and let Fate lead your journey. This four-tiered oracle suggests which direction to turn and alerts to special circumstances along the way. Try it when wandering a botanical garden for the first time, or if you find yourself lost, or if you wish to lose yourself.
Download this app from Apple's app store: http://apple.co/1NQxM0r
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December 29, 2015 (permalink)

Our popular Breathing Circle widget is now an app.
It's a tool for combating stress, anxiety, and panic attacks.  We "circled the square" by transforming the technique of four-square breathing into a wheel of life.
Download this app from Apple's app store: http://apple.co/1Qu6vab
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December 28, 2015 (permalink)

"Thanks is a double edged sword" (as Daniel Kempson reminds us), so don't get any paper cuts from this confetti in The Oölogist, 1923.

#vintage illustration #illustration #thanks #confetti
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December 27, 2015 (permalink)

The three little words "follow your bliss," by the great mythologist Joseph Campbell, teach a profound lesson in tapping the energy that makes you tick.  But how to begin?  Start using the Follow Your Bliss Compass to put yourself on the right track.  You'll soon start becoming mindful of the blissful energy within you and will begin using it to make empowering changes in your life.  Following your bliss is always a real adventure—a journey into the uncharted center of yourself.
Download this app from Apple's app store: http://bit.do/bvQSb
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December 25, 2015 (permalink)

We've been working on this for six years, and it's finally perfected: a Cloud Busting app.
No one can predict the weather, but at least now you can control it.  They said our blue-sky research wasn't practical, but with this CloudBuster app you can dissolve any clouds you wish and clear the way for a better day.  Out of respect to farmers and others who depend upon rainfall, please don't perform cloud busting in drought-prone areas.
Download this app from Apple's app store: http://apple.co/1WXN8VV
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December 18, 2015 (permalink)


Kitti Carriker, author of Created In Our Image: The Miniature Body of the Doll as Subject and Object, recommends our Franzlations as "The perfect gift for anyone who loves Kafka, especially the parables."  She ranks Franzlations number three after books by Roz Chast and Robert A. Heinlein.  Her favorite franzlations:
"There are more stories than could be read in a single lifetime. And even if you, dear reader, began reading, by the time you read even a fraction of them, the meanings of the previous stories would have changed. . . . Now all we need to create is more time, more memory, and a few more infinite readers like you."

"Everyone carries a TRAIN about inside of him. Sitting across the table from someone, when all is quiet, sometimes you can hear the whistle blow."

"We were SNAKES. Around us the jungle sighed. A woman offered us fruit. We ate and knew that we were not naked, nor human. She and her companion left. We remained."

"If you were walking across a barren plain and had an honest intention of walking on, then it would be a desperate matter, but you are flying, gliding and diving, SOARING and swooping, high above the plain, which, seen from above, is a tiny blot on a vast and various landscape."

#kafka #parables
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December 16, 2015 (permalink)

We were surprised to encounter the Zen game we invented, Moon Fish Ocean, described in a novel entitled The Woman Who Woke Up In The Zen Forest, by Martin Avery (2010).  Perhaps a footnote might be in order for the next edition, Mr. Avery?  ;-)  Otherwise, glad to see that the game is inspirational!
#vintage illustration #zen game #martin avery #sincerest form of flattery #illustration
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December 10, 2015 (permalink)


We forgot to mention that we're delighted to be referenced three times in Paul Carter's acclaimed Parrot, "a roller-coaster ride through parrots in literature, jokes, folklore, mythology, film, TV and children’s stories worldwide, as well as an examination of parrot conservation" and why humanity's future rests in how we engage with parrots.
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We encountered these books one after the other today — wild animals described by a Wolf alongside Hawkes' tenants of the trees.  We've seen enough examples like these to wonder whether a career could possibly be shaped by one's name, as in that meme about how a disproportionate number of dentists are named Dennis.  Pascal-Emmanuel Gobry from Forbes tries to bah-humbug the fun by countering the report in the New Republic, saying: "Even if it were true that there were more dentists called Dennis, there would still be no evidence for having the name Dennis causing people to become dentists."  Pascal-Emmanuel Gobry doesn't address what exactly caused him to write about probability over a career in dentistry, and we wouldn't dream of mentioning that another fellow named Pascal just so happened to have founded the theory of probabilities.

#vintage illustration #what's in a name #probability #dentists named dennis #pascal #illustration
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December 8, 2015 (permalink)

Warhol star Holly Woodlawn's fifteen minutes of fame were more like two seconds.  In her obituary, she is quoted as saying, "Little did I realize that not only would there be no money, but that your star would flicker for two seconds and that was it."  See our collection of fascinating ways in which Andy Warwhol turned out to be wrong, here.
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November 27, 2015 (permalink)

"The receiver will need to know ahead of time that an invisible message is coming and how to make it become visible." —Randy Harelson
#message in a bottle #invisible message #barnacles
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"(for the mind's eye is not utterly baffled by darkness)" Marilynne Robinson, Housekeeping
#darkness #night #housekeeping #marilynne robinson #mind's eye
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November 18, 2015 (permalink)

A gift pairing idea: 

Two Books that Read their Reader’s Mind

Two books on the market purport to provably read the minds of their readers: Clive Barker’s horror novel Mister B. Gone and Anthemion Buckram’s grimoire The Young Wizard’s Hexopedia.  You could tell the person who has everything that this book pairing gift suggested itself.

#magick #occult #mind reading #grimoire #demonology #clive barker #horror novel #gift pairing
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November 15, 2015 (permalink)

"And any present moment was only thinking, and thoughts bear the same relation, in mass and weight, to the darkness they rise from, as reflections do to the water they ride upon, and in the same way they are arbitrary, or merely given." Marilynne Robinson, Housekeeping
#marilynne robinson #thinking #nature of thought #thoughts
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October 31, 2015 (permalink)


"Pity and charity may be at root an attempt to propitiate the dark powers that have not touched us yet." Marilynne Robinson, Housekeeping
#charity #dark powers #quotation #marilynne robinson #pity
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October 29, 2015 (permalink)

"Water is almost nothing, after all.  It is conspicuously different from air only in its tendency to flood and founder and drown, and even that difference may be relative rather than absolute." Marilynne Robinson, Housekeeping
Similarly:

"There isn't much difference between the fog and the sea."  A still from DVDBeaver's review of Fog and Crimes.
#fog
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October 27, 2015 (permalink)

"Deprived of all perspective and horizon, I found myself reduced to an intuition." Marilynne Robinson, Housekeeping
#intuition #perspective #housekeeping #marilynne robinson
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October 26, 2015 (permalink)


Shinto abacus courtesy of Timothy Takemoto.
One is reminded of the old game, "Which number comes next in this sequence?":
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 100, 1000, 10000 ...
This sequence is actually a Shinto breath-counting meditation, using the traditional Japanese numbers of "hi, fu, mi, yo, i, mu, na, ya, koto, tari, momo, chi, yorozu" (as explained in The Essence of Shinto: Japan's Spirtual Heart).  But here's what no one else will tell you:
  • This sequence is a precursor to permanently erasing files from a computer by overwriting portions of the drive with numbers.  This is a meditational technique for overwriting "thought trash."
  • This sequence could be likened to the opposite of Zeno's Paradox.  Instead of making less and less progress (like Zeno's arrow that never reaches its mark), one makes more and more progress, exponentially.
  • This sequence illustrates how radically different Shinto is from Buddhism and other philosophies that seek nothingness.  With each zero added, Shinto sees not less but more — greatly more.  In its progressive optimism, Shinto uses the concept of zero to expand rather than obliterate.
  • Each of the ten zeroes stands for the fact that Shinto has no founder, no orthodox canon of sacred literature, no doctrines or precepts or commandments, no explicit code of ethics, no idols, no need for a building, no ritual of membership or conversion, no holiest place for worshippers, no defined set of prayers, and no organization or central authority.
So yes, basically.
#meditation #japanese religion #shinto #counting breaths #japanese spirituality
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