From The Gateway, 1976.

A surrealist, dadaistic, even post-contemplationist spoof of slow-moving Gothic soap operas of the 1970s, from the minds of Jonathan Caws-Elwitt and Prof. Oddfellow: it's Grave Mood Rings, a weird intersection in the universe of Penetralia.

From Woroni, 1951.

"Are engineers people?"  From The Gateway, 1960.

A surrealist, dadaistic, even post-contemplationist spoof of slow-moving Gothic soap operas of the 1970s, from the minds of Jonathan Caws-Elwitt and Prof. Oddfellow: it's Grave Mood Rings, a weird intersection in the universe of Penetralia.

A surrealist, dadaistic, even post-contemplationist spoof of slow-moving Gothic soap operas of the 1970s, from the minds of Jonathan Caws-Elwitt and Prof. Oddfellow: it's Grave Mood Rings, a weird intersection in the universe of Penetralia.

From The Book of Shadows by Don Paterson, 2005.

"Peter Puck wants to know how many feet a dockyard has."  From The Children's Newspaper, 1924.

A collage of two elements from The Gateway, 1969.

"I'm afraid it's past my business hours."  From Dark Shadows episode 357.

These Airbnb signs from the 1940s are superior to what we see today.  From The Art Class in Action by Joicey M. Horne, 1941.

Acclaimed by the producer of Missing Persons' original song, it's our vampiric "Dreaming in the Hallows."

"Shall it be hair or no hair?  It's your choice."  From The Duluth Herald, 1914.

From Jack & Jill, a Fairy Story by Greville Macdonald and illustrated by Arthur Hughes, 1913.

"Everybody around this house is exhausted, including me."  From Dark Shadows episode 122.

From the University of Cincinnati's 1917 yearbook.

That special feeling when you meet on the road a cat dressed like you.  From Michael Cisco's The Divinity Student.  See How to Be Your Own Cat.