The author's name is the title, and it's not an autobiography.  The explanatory text says, "Is this a title?  It is not."  From E. K. Means by Eldred Kurtz Means.

This is what we, too, say when "invited" to modify our writing -- "I'm afraid it's impossible.  I just can't revise the manuscript."  From Fantastic Adventures, 1945.

"We will drink champagne and we will ignore him!"  A bit harsh, but Barnabas doesn't always remember to turn on his charm.  From Dark Shadows episode 815.

From Purple Parrot, 1938.  See Why Magicians Pull Coins From Ears.

It sounds ungrateful: "Nobody thanks you for your kind applause," except for the fact that Nobody is a character in the play.  From Little Nobody, 1875.

We would have used not an exclamation point to symbolize "risky" but rather an asterisk, which has "risk" in its very name.  From Right, Wrong, and Risky by Mark Davidson.

You knew that the Bible is the best-selling book in history, but did you know that the No Bible is the least sold book in history?  (Negative five billion No Bible sales to date, and subtracting by the day.)  From Bible or No Bible, 1904.

Midway through this book, the reader must make a choice: believe in fairies or stop reading and leave the characters to seek their fortunes alone.  From Puck's Broom by E. Gordon Browne and illustrated by Kathleen I. Nixon, 1923.

It's an enduring rhetorical question.  Materialized Apparitions: If Not Beings From Another Life, What Are They by Edward Augustus Brackett, 1908.

Great news: "It is never too late to do justice to history."  From Dark Shadows episode 464.

We're fairly certain that a song without words is called music.  Previously, we saw seven cats in a tree singing a song without words.  From The Song Without Words, 1856.

"Don't argue; eat pineapple."  From Cavalcade, 1943.