I Found a Penny Today, So Here's a Thought

"Peter Puck wants to know if the recovery of Constantinople would make Turkish Delight."  From The Children's Newspaper, 1922.

"Peter Puck wants to know if the gnu ever grows old."  From The Children's Newspaper, 1922.

From Byways of Ghost-Land by Elliott O'Donnell, 1911.

A surrealist, dadaistic, even post-contemplationist spoof of slow-moving Gothic soap operas of the 1970s.

From Modern Screen, 1960.

"Yes, that's what we must do.  Not believe it, pretend it never happened."  From Dark Shadows episode 416.

A surrealist, dadaistic, even post-contemplationist spoof of slow-moving Gothic soap operas of the 1970s.

From The Book of Shadows by Don Paterson, 2005.

"'I think the dead stay dead.  Do you?'"  From Dark Shadows episode 177.

A surrealist, dadaistic, even post-contemplationist spoof of slow-moving Gothic soap operas of the 1970s.

From The Gateway, 1972.

"Mr. Smith had few friends and very little fun in life.  Then came the monster and everything was fine -- until the monster became hungry."  From The Old Line, 1941.

A surrealist, dadaistic, even post-contemplationist spoof of slow-moving Gothic soap operas of the 1970s.

"Why should this worry you?  It's nothing but blank pages." From Dark Shadows episode 1108.

A surrealist, dadaistic, even post-contemplationist spoof of slow-moving Gothic soap operas of the 1970s.

A surrealist, dadaistic, even post-contemplationist spoof of slow-moving Gothic soap operas of the 1970s.

"There's only the strangeness of the people around me."  From Dark Shadows episode 17.

From Lighted Pathway, 1984.