CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
"One of the most amazing methods of countering the supposed influence of the Evil Eye makes a delightful centerpiece for your garden." From Fate Magazine, 1990.
Here's mentioned a ghost named Murgatroid Q. Schnellbessenbinder. It's said that one can't catch a ghost unless one knows its name, and this news item is a good example of why it's pointless to guess at a ghost's name. From Current Sauce, 1963.
"Any day can be New Year's Day." And any night can be New Year's Eve, for recall that the former Pleasure Island nighttime entertainment complex at Walt Disney World celebrated New Year's Eve every evening of the year. From Lighted Pathway, 1961.
"New light on the fall of man. Flood preceded fall, according to newly discovered tablet. Sat it was Noah who ate from tree of life." From The Duluth Evening Herald, 1914.