Old News

"You're welcome to the moon."  From The Link, 1957.

Finally, a headline we can believe.  "Foods are from around the world."  From Stoutiana, 1916.

"Women play sexual roles."  A headline from the Kansas State Collegian, 1975.

"Autumn days are prologue to pleasures and problems."  From the College of William and Mary's 1966 yearbook.

"Yiddish is not dead," from The Justice newspaper (Brandeis), 1992.

Making it through the day.  From West Chester's 1992 yearbook.

The dead are encouraged to plan for the future.  From McGill Daily, 1978.

Here's a round of one-handed applause, from the Kansas State Collegian, 1975.

If you like to inhale chemicals, you have what it takes.  From The Justice newspaper (Brandeis), 1992.

"Two fruits turn to vegetables."  A headline from the Kansas State Collegian, 1975.

You knew that the press was moribund, but here's a 1978 newspaper that committed suicide and then reported on its own death. It's The [Late] Clarion Call, 1978.

"Bitter and twisted" -- a headline from the Spoke newspaper, 1985.

There were once so many Shakespearean actors that the news catered to them.  This is true in at least one parallel universe.  The headline reads, "Former courting customs should interest 'Romeos.'"  From The Kentucky Kernel, 1953.

From the Etownian, 1958.

Here's a precursor to the book Golfing With God.  "He Combines Christianity and Golf."  From The Link, 1967.

From the Kansas State Collegian, 1971.

Backwards dances are so rarely all they're cracked up to be.  From Loyola's 1962 yearbook.

"Survey consensus votes yes to coeds drinking."  From Florida Flambeau, 1959.

"Mirror's magic reflects moods, many meanings."  Of course this is continued from page 2, because a mirror has two faces.  From The Rotunda newspaper of Longwood College, 1961.

Black magic is the theme.  From the Florida Flambeau, 1959.