CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
An illustration from a 1919 issue of Cosmopolitan magazine. The caption reads: "'Very well—go!' The cadaverous personage stood erect and pointed to the door. 'Go—but the demon will tap you on the shoulder and say, 'Come with me.'"
An illustration from a 1910 issue of Everybody's magazine. The caption reads: "But excitement and clamor over galloping about the country dressed like a canned tomato are simply ridiculous."
An illustration from a 1907 issue of The Strand magazine. The caption reads: "It still lingered on the door-mat." This should also be of interest:How to Believe in Your Elf.
An illustration from an 1895 issue of Pall Mall magazine. The caption reads: "'And I,' he said, 'lived nine months in the same house with that skunk.'"
An illustration from a 1901 issue of McClure's magazine. The caption reads: "Forward again, by the dim, intermittent light of the moon and stars, through the ghostly, haunted forest."
At the time of posting, the caption in this illustration from a 1921 issue of Munsey's magazine is a GOOGLEWHACK! "You don't grouch because a lily doesn't grow lima beans, do you?"