CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
An illustration from a 1902 issue of Pall Mall magazine. The caption reads: "I called the ball and it rolled and wobbled towards me, and I sent it away and it rolled away, and I told it to stop and it stood still."
An illustration from a 1903 issue of English Illustrated magazine. The caption reads: "I saw the hawk-headed chap promenading slowly up and down the room."
An illustration from a 1915 issue of Harper's magazine. The caption reads: "As he got up and stepped toward a bell, I discovered that he had been sitting on Filber!"
An illustration from an 1888 issue of Frank Leslie's Pleasant Hours magazine. The caption reads: "The embalmed head.—'At the window sat a man. It was the attitude of a man in deep thought: but he had no head."