CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
With the full moon and the lamp post as coordinates, this photograph may be used as a tool for facilitating time travel. From the University of Washington's 1923 yearbook.
"The chauffeur held the door open invitingly, but I hesitated." Indeed, it's a good rule of thumb not to thumb rides from strange chauffeurs. From The Leatherneck, 1932.
Putting the basket on the hood is as good a way as any to show the world that you're the sort of person who goes on picnics. From Lustige Blätter, 1916. We're designating this a precursor to Mrs. Bucket in Keeping Up Appearances driving around with snow skiis sticking out of her car to show the neighbors that she's the sort of person who might go skiing.
Cupids and car wrecks -- a recurrent theme in old French satirical magazines. (In this case, it's a reference to auto racer Lydston Grandville "Cupid" Hornsted.) From Le Régiment, 1913.
We've been on this road. It's in Cornwall. Frankly, there are lingering questions. From The Business of Life by A. B. ZuTavern and A. E. Bullock and illustrated by Leo Thiele, 1936.