"Modern popery is ancient paganism."  From Progressive Thinker, 1906.

"Two men and a hat: a little gaiety."  From The Children's Newspaper, 1938.

From Fate Magazine, 1956.

Dropped dead before he could gather his winnings.  From The Duluth Herald, 1912.

"Don Quixote still rides in Spain's countryside."  From the Bombay Sunday Chronicle, 1953.

"Moral: The fruit is all in the orchard, but—you need a ladder."  From the United States Naval Academy's 1917 yearbook.

"You can sit down and view what surrounds you with calmness."  From Oberlin College's 1911 yearbook.

"Hoodoo hunter will stay home."  From the Duluth Herlad, 1913.  

"He called her 'Pretty Monkey.'"  From Snappy Stories, 1922.

From The Duluth Evening Herald, 1900.

"The earth pulls down its polar cap."  From The Children's Newspaper, 1924.

"Will-o-the-wisp sounds fire alarm.  A dancing point of light led Earl to the smell of smoke and a shrouded black figure without a face."  From Fate Magazine, 1973.

"Gay chairs."  From The Australian Women's Weekly, 1959.

"Are you really ready for the next emergency?"  From 73 Magazine, 1968.

"Why not compile your own anthology?"  From the Bombay Sunday Chronicle, 1947.

"When light appears, gloom perforce goes.  Let us cheer ourselves with sunshine psychology."  From The Occult Digest, 1929.

"The best kind of dictator.  How they do it in the USA."  From The Children's Newspaper, 1934.

"Hitting wife with cheese, 'contempt.'"  From The Duluth Herald, 1912.

At first we assumed that they never made it through Hamlet to the final scene, but the headline actually refers to the play opening on Friday the 13th.  From Hartnell College's 1964 yearbook.

"The Brachycephalic Bohunkus."  From The Saturday Evening Post, 1918.