CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
"'That deathly feeling.' People often speak of having 'deathly sensations.' What are the actual sensations of death? Are there really any feelings of pain when death comes?" From the Duluth Evening Herald, 1895.
We were researching what the night contains and shouldn't have been surprised to discover sheet ghosts. Do you agree that it is sheets ghosts who, in the final lines here, billow down lanes at dusk, like a mist of bleached portraits that don't exist, "who walk like a shivering laundry of shifted humanity"? From The Forceby Peter Redgrove, 1966. See Of Feeding & Caring For Sheet Ghosts.
"Nobody knows just when he's going to walk in front of an automobile, or entertain a house party of nice, husky, vicious, little disease germs." From Wadco News, 1922.
"There's no death like it! How would you rather kick the bucket -- slowly fading out of the world in a fog of arteriosclerosis and senility in some two-bit nursing home ... or disintegating instantly in a glorious hail of bullets? Choking on mashed turnips at the age of 93 ... or getting detonated into heaven by a magnificent explosion of TNT? Think about it." From The Getaway, 1982.