CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
Perhaps this puts a lump in your throat, too. Usually, one finds musical birds on the lines of a music staff, as if they're perching on telephone wires. But here's what happened to the birds. From Lenoir-Rhyne's 1915 yearbook.
Shoes as musical notes? We thought of this illustration from Colorado College's 1905 yearbook when we encountered a drawing of shoes on a piano at Rubel Castle in Glendora, California.
Four years before Smokey Bear first cautioned against being a firebug, there was this donkey singing from "The Firefly." From Centenary's 1940 yearbook.
Even the paintings don't like the cat music. From Lustige Blätter, 1917. If you, too, would like to make others run away screaming, see How to Be Your Own Cat.