"Why should I be troubled about nothing?"  From Dark Shadows episode 228.

"People are saying and doing things for no reason at all."  From Dark Shadows episode 229.

"Oh, I might have another drink.  Reunion with my ancestors.  Meditate over my past mistakes and try to think of a way to correct them."  From Dark Shadows episode 17.

"Dreams and finally, one last nightmare."  From Dark Shadows episode 797.

The sound of "whaling" coming through a bricked-up nook in the crypt?  Surely it was more of a "wailing," though in all fairness Collinsport is a seafaring village.  From Dark Shadows episode 1150.

So great when a character speaks his punctuation.  This series of question marks is from Dark Shadows 309.  There's also that time Carolyn Stoddard spoke an exclamation point.

"Well, yeah, there's no point to answering the phone."  From Dark Shadows episode 574.

"They come down from the hill and they torment me, they tear me apart with their shrieks and their moanings. I don't know where to turn." From Dark Shadows, episode 40.

"Suddenly in your path, there's a bolt of lightning."  From Dark Shadows episode 853.

"I've been saying and doing things that I simply don't understand."  From Dark Shadows episode 852.

"If only that telephone hadn't rung."  From Dark Shadows episode 52.

"Ghosts."  From Dark Shadows, episode 9.  There was also that time that Liz Stoddard said the single word "Goblins," here.

"For that matter, how do you even know there's a future?"  From Dark Shadows episode 797.

From Dark Shadows episode 510.

"Now don't tell me the devil is afraid of the shadows he lives in?"  From Dark Shadows episode 36.

"I got a million recipes how to cure it.  None of them work."  From Dark Shadows episode 35.

"The whole idea is preposterous and idiotic."  From Dark Shadows, episode 167.

"The gray light of early morning brings no relief."  From Dark Shadows episode 5.

"You see, the gods told him the secret magic number of the universe, the number which unlocks all the rules that bind you mortals to your daily dull lives.  The number is whispered so deeply into the soul that no one can remember it without using the magic."  From Dark Shadows episode 358.

"I know that sounds tactless, but I said it deliberately."  From Dark Shadows episode 463.