CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
Members of the Pleasure Club slide on a toboggan of self-will down the icy slope of dissipation toward the murky lake of misery. From Blasts from The Ram's Horn, 1902.
Can you guess why a griffin is depicted alongside a wedding ring and a heart locket? Pomponius Mela explains: "Griffins, a savage and tenacious breed of wild beasts, love—to an amazing degree—the gold that is mined from deep within the earth" (Pomponius Mela's Description of the World by Frank Romer, 1998).
Before diswashing liquids promised younger-looking hands, people were stuck "Holding each other's middle-aged hands." From Dandelion Cottage by Carroll Rankin, 1904.