CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
The Hermetic secret that "time is a snowflake" is a googlewhack. (We'd have saved this item for winter time, but "time is a snowflake" might not be a googlewhack then. In the meantime, we trust your discretion.) This will also be of interest:The Collected Lost Meanings of Christmas.
To "have a good innings" is to have enjoyed a fulfilling life before the cricket match of life is over. From Death's Doings, illustrated by Richard Dagley, 1827.
Here is revealed one of our secrets of time bending — bribing Father Time with New-Year Caraway Cakes, the recipe of which appears in St. Nicholas magazine, 1910, p. 285.
"Why shouldn't I tell you the whole truth? I really hope that one day I'll be able to see Time itself. Not actually there on the face of the watch of course. But one day I do hope to see how to see Time. It'd be a discovery with quite unpredictable consequences." —Ernst Kreuder, The Attic Pretenders
Here's a precursor to Menke Katz's line about how "Even time is tired here of night and day" ("Old Manhattan," Rockrose, 1970). This tired Father Time appears in Illustrated Poems and Songs for Young People, edited by Lucy Sale Barker, 1885.