CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
The context here is that the matronly year 1866 is on her way out, with Father Time pulling her offstage like a kite as he pirouettes a segue; the new year 1867 enters downstage as a comely danseuse, ready to pas de deux with Punchinello. But what caught our eye is the middle-ground action — two clowns maintain a tension/equilibrium (a precursor to Bosonic — er, Bozo-nic — string theory?). One is bald and stout, the other bearded and gaunt, but they joke around (literally in circles) as a concerted comedic constant. These clowns may be our favorite Yin/Yang symbol to date!
Father Time learns about the quantum cups and balls 116 years before
physicists Billangeon and Nakamura publish their quantum cups and balls
in the journal Nature. An illustration from an 1896 issue of Punch magazine.
Twenty years before George Vernon Hudson proposed daylight saving time, Father Time advanced the clock in Father Time's Story Book by Kathleen Knox (1873).
"My next," said Time, "you will agree is new!" With that he mumbled A Magic charm, when one! two! three! From out the Hat there tumbled A flock of little Loves who twirled And fluttered round like sparrows And deluged Poor old Mr. World With myriad darts and arrows.
Older and older men are starting families, and when we see white-haired grandfatherly types out and about with their newborns, we can't help but to see classic archetypes at play: Father Time and Baby New Year. Here they are as depicted in Life magazine, 1902: