CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
Too few home remedies for sick dolls have conveyed. A prescription from 1906 requires that no clocks tick during the doll's illness. Additionally, stairs mustn't creak, doors mustn't slam, and dogs must neither bark nor wag their tails. (This we learn in Uncle Charlie's Poems by Charles Noel Douglas, 1906.)
Reblog if you, too, never sleep, can see well in the dark, wander among the rocks and bushes all night long, and (referring to the chapter number here) are in financial ruin. From The Lost Princess of Oz by L. Frank Baum, 1917.
This is us, with only one difference: the lamp we're dangling from is a Moroccan lantern, so we're lit in beautiful colors as we grasp for dear life. From The Lost Princess of Oz by L. Frank Baum, 1917.