CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
Temporal anomaly investigator Ambernectar 13 spotted this rift in time in the Bishopsgate district of London. Don't be fooled by the bright sky -- the clock on the right is displaying midnight, not noon.
[Inexplicable images from generations ago invite us to restore the lost
sense of immediacy. We follow the founder of the Theater of
Spontaneity, Jacob Moreno, who proposed stringing together "now and then
flashes" to unfetter illusion and let imagination run free. The images
we have collected for this series came at a tremendous price, which we explained previously.]
We tracked down a temporal anomaly to the First Pentecostal Church Of North Little Rock, Arkansas. Neither clock face agreed with the time in the world outside of the anomaly. "As if time at least were to coincide with itself, and I with it, as if time and its two times were one single time that still was not time, a time where always is now and anytime always" (Octavio Paz, A Draft of Shadows).
We tracked down a temporal anomaly to the Camden, Arkansas courthouse, whose clock tower is hands-free. We agree with Mark Bauer that "absence of data does not necessarily mean the absence of effect (which is listed as '—')."
You've heard of the "sweep of time." Here's what it looks like, and how the will of intelligent life can control the sweep of time. From Salem's 1975 yearbook. (Text from Time Dancer and the Potion of Invincibility by Robert William Hult.)
There is a six-hour discrepancy at this clock tower in Scranton, Pennsylvania, documented by Scott Chenoweth. Though we weren't on location to discover the exact cause of the timely weirdness, we offer this photo to help hone the insights ofwould-be investigators of temporal anomalies. The more clocks one sees that are "on the fritz" (Fritz being the German clockmaker who first went "cuckoo"), the better attuned one will be to time warps in the wild.
Temporal anomaly investigator Michael Pereckas shares this photo from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Of course the clock faces on the near tower don't agree, when the far tower broadcasts non-time in four directions. What we see here is a mechanical attempt to average out temporal incertitude and arrive at equilibriality.