CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
"After a desperately long day—tea in the garden. Awful apparition of ancient spider, and one fell in the teapot, and we never noticed him until later." From Judy, Or The London Serio-Comic Journal, 1869.
"The spider-doctor dropped lower and lower." (Through the phenomenon of metempsychosis, a physician who had killed an arachnid before he died has reincarnated into the body of a spider.) From "The Doctor's Metempsychosis," Cassell's, 1893.
"Tse'-xo-be (Spider), life symbol of the Osage tribe's Hon-ga (sacred person) U-ta-non-dsi (isolated one) Gens (the earth)." From the Annual Report of the Bureau of American Ethnology to the Secretary of the Smithsonian Institution, 1915.