CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
This is exactly how we feel when folks won't write us back: "It will grip you and it won't let you go; it will become unbearable, a torture to listen to -- for it will be … dead silence." From Weird Tales, 1942.
"We reach the goal when, in the mansions of the blest, Death leaves to its eternal rest the weary soul." From Manual and Diagrams to Accompany Metcalf's Grammars, 1901.
From a bullsh*t article (the entire magazine is bullsh*t) about how big science is about to eradicate the grim reaper. We're still waiting, big science! From Illustrated World, 1922.