"A day-to-day existence insignificant in fragments, but important in its entirety."  From Salem's 1970 yearbook.

From Lasell's 1924 yearbook.

"October."  From Tennessee Wesleyan's 1957 yearbook.

When we're on a date, it's the anticipation of the Schleswig-Holstein question that causes the most jitters.  The caption reads, "Next time one of her dates bring[s] up the Schleswig-Holstein question, she'll really be ready for him."  From The Current Sauce, 1957.

From Puss In Boots, Jr. In New Mother Goose Land by David Cory, 1920.

From Colorado College's 1901 yearbook.  See How to Be Your Own Cat.

From the University of Iowa's 1902 yearbook.

You've seen the Nipper dog who famously heard his master's voice, but here's who wound the phonograph.  From The Life, History, and Magic of the Cat by Fernand Méry.

From Puss In Boots, Jr. In New Mother Goose Land by David Cory, 1920.

They sang a song without words to her.  From Dame Wiggins of Lee and Her Seven Wonderful Cats, Written Principally By a Lady of Ninety, 1923.

"Yes, I am a dunce."  From Kittens and Cats by Eulalie Osgood Grover, 1911.

Weird lyrics, weird imagery, weird band!  (Even if I do say so myself.)

Take any story you can think of and insert this as the epilogue.  Eerily, it works almost every time!  From Nebelspalter, 1905.

From Cine-Mundial, 1929.

From Nebelspalter, 1908.