CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
The longest tournament chess game took 20 hours and 15 minutes, but we know that one game of chess can actually last a lifetime, as we see in A Boyar of the Terrible by Frederick J. Whishaw, 1896. The caption reads, "He suddenly died while playing at chess." See If a Chessman Were a Word: A Chess-Calvino Dictionary.
Here's a precursor to that Fawlty Towers scene about life in California: "You can swim and sunbathe, and then after lunch, drive up into the mountains and ski." From Roughing It by Mark Twain.
"Again he raised the relic to his lips; the crew of the vessel crumbled into skeletons." From The Phantom Ship by Frederick Marryat and illustrated by H. R. Millar, 1896.
Here's a precursor to Singin' in the Rain. The caption reads, "The desolate, black day touched him no more than a summer shadow touches a sunlit sea, for his whole soul was afire with the golden blaze of his song." From Munsey's Magazine (1920).
An illustration from A Ramble Round the Globe by Baron Dewar (1894). The caption reads: "A gentleman in red."Speaking of which, what exactly are a snowball's chances in hell? See A Snowball's Chance in Hell.