CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
The phrase "what clowns drink" is a Googlewhack, but here's your answer. And this is what it looks like to be "off the [circus] wagon." From a 1908 ad in Jugend.
"Taking the waters. 'What devilish stuff is this!'" Date uncertain.Speaking of which, what exactly are a snowball's chances in hell? See A Snowball's Chance in Hell.
This can actually happen. When Hurricane Matthew destoyed my home last October, a case of alcohol washed into my yard. The garbage man asked if he could have it, so I gave it to him. From an ad in Jugend, 1910.