"We will drink champagne and we will ignore him!"  A bit harsh, but Barnabas doesn't always remember to turn on his charm.  From Dark Shadows episode 815.

Great news: "It is never too late to do justice to history."  From Dark Shadows episode 464.

From Dark Shadows.

This is what happens when characters haven't read The Tibetan Book of the Dead.  "How is it possible to die and then live again?"  From Dark Shadows episode 1096.

We always hear about how only the present moment exists, but in fact "The past is constantly being relived."  From Dark Shadows episode 462.

Count Petofi, finally reunited with his severed hand (the hand that touched the face of the Sphinx), notes that "When one deals with the unknown, as you know, it is exhausting."  From Dark Shadows episode 815.

"Well I don't understand."  From Dark Shadows episode 23.

"Since sleep is the twin of death, death is the twin of life. Sleep in this mirror until you are awakened."  From Dark Shadows episode 871.

"I have feelings that cannot be contradicted."  From Dark Shadows episode 407.

"I think I shall feel quite at home in the unknown."  From Dark Shadows episode 840.

"Good manners can cover up the most complex of feelings."  From Dark Shadows episode 357.

When your appointment book is blank but you're still "all booked up."  From Dark Shadows episode 1088.

"My name is Ezra.  And my father’s was, and his father before him.  You find a name like Ezra, and you don’t give it up" (Abe Vigoda on Dark Shadows).

"The shadow is only touching the moon."  From Dark Shadows episode 1075.

"If you know the stars, you know the person."  From Dark Shadows episode 1073.

This is what we say everywhere we go: "Where's your crystal ball?  I expected to see a crystal ball."  From Dark Shadows episode 1073.

It's still difficult to get anyone to bring you the candles of the seven secrets.  It's like they don't want you to exorcise the ghost.  "'I want you to go home and come back here immediately, and bring with you the candles.  The candles of the seven secrets.'  'No.'"  From Dark Shadows episode 1005.

It's great advice: never discuss or analyze dreams with people who weren't in the dream.  In this scene from Dark Shadows episode 327, young David is disinclined to brainstorm with Burke because Burke hadn't appeared in his dream.  He says that only the ghost Sarah could decode the dream because she had been in it.

The day David Selby coudn't follow the labyrinthine plots anymore.  From Dark Shadows episode 1086.

"There are only 12 different types of faces in the world, yet we're constantly amazed at people who look alike."  From Dark Shadows episode 1073.