CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
Windmill costumes are extraordinary rare, likely because they're difficult to store and because the powers that be don't wish us to be energy independent. From Le Charivari, 1890.
Do not touch snakes, look at mating snakes, burn snakes, or inhale the odor of snakes or their dens. From a teacher training guide to Navajo cultural beliefs, 1986.
Perhaps those clubs on the path behind the king are the footprints and spiked-stick print from where he originally posed before the sketch artist asked him to come a bit closer. From Swarthmore's 1898 yearbook.
For those of us who enjoy very dark, aimless drives (highly recommended and highly spooky!), this sort of mysteriousness is not uncommon. From Lumières Dans La Nuit, 1971.