Confirmed -- "Flocks of Canadian geese coupld cause nuclear warfare."  From The Gateway, 1982.

Sometimes it's a little of both -- "Sorcery or saucery, they ask."  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1972.

"'Flying Christmas Trees' spotted."  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1973.

From Lighted Pathway, 1981.

We previously saw that every day is Christmas, but there has to be a holiday occasionally.  We finally tracked down "the day it really wasn't Christmas."  From Together, 1969.

You'll have caught the two typos in this headline.  It should read "taut," not "tawt," and "tat," not "cat."  From The Martlet, 1952, referencing the Mel Blanc song of 1950.

Christmas tree UFOs seem to appear earlier every year.  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1971.

"Santa Claus said he saw the legendary Big Foot."  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1977.

From The Current Sauce, 1951.

We find that it tends to be either one or the other, a ghost of Christmas past or a UFO.  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1986.

Unsent Christmas cards.  From Together, 1971.

"Forgive me, God, but damn everyone else."  Robert Burns quoted in The Martlet, 1965.  See Strange Prayers for Strange Times.

Oh, no!  "Good times cancelled."  From The Gateway, 1982.

"This week has four evenings."  From The Gateway, 1966.

"Nobody knows just when he's going to walk in front of an automobile, or entertain a house party of nice, husky, vicious, little disease germs."  From Wadco News, 1922.

"Emotional outpouring adds nothing significant to understanding."  From The Martlet, 1967.

From the Duluth Evening Herald, 1909.

Not sure why mysterious music and an elusive rainbow are newsworthy -- given that we're always listening to obscure music and have found every rainbow we've chased to be evasive, this sounds quite mundane.  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1991.

"Wasps to take bees."  From The Getaway, 1982.

Here's a precursor to the song "Never Did No Wanderin'" by The Folksmen, in the film A Mighty Wind.  "She had never visited strange and exotic lands — I've never sailed the Amazon."  From The Australian Women's Weekly, 1962.