From Fifty is the New Fifty by Suzanne Levine, 2009. 

"Two friends who live in books."  From The Children's Newspaper, 1925.

"It takes a Frenchman t oread a woman's smiles.  Each one of them has a subtle inner meaning."  From The Australian Women's Weekly, 1935.

From Hizzoner the Mayor by Joel Sayre, 1933.

"Sleep on, Kansas."  From Kansas State Collegian, 1968.

From Amrita Bazar Patrika, 1969.

It actually works: "As a guide to the future ... let's look at the past!"  From Toike Oike, 1952.

"The reward: a happy, bouncy feeling."  From The Instructor, 1968.

"The 'worm' turned!"  From The Australian Women's Weekly, 1947.

"The people are panic stricken."  From The Duluth Evening Herald, 1906.

"Something will happen if you wait."  From The Children's Newspaper, 1927.

"These hard days of the world."  From The Children's Newspaper, 1933.

"It's old stuff, but they're still pulling it."  From the Duluth Herlad, 1913.  

"If you have a brain, why not use it?"  From The Children's Newspaper, 1930.

"If I were a squirrel."  From Lighted Pathway, 1978.

"Astronauts found a grave on the moon!"  From Weekly World News, Oct. 15, 1996. 

"Sea attacks a library.  Blotting paper to the rescue."  From The Children's Newspaper, 1921.

"This is not the end of Spain."  From The Bombay Chronicle, 1939.