CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
"I am but a small-winged bird: / But I will conquer the big world / As the bee-martin beats the crow, / by attacking it always from Above." From Poem Outlines by Sidney Lanier, 1908.
"Assignment: stay at a motel in a town without attractions. Choose your town carefully—make sure it has no attractions." From Blue Stranger with Mosaic Background by Wayne Koestenbaum.
Here's a precursor to the Coen brothers' Raising Arizona, about a baby named after a state; the final line of the film concerns Utah: "If not Arizona, then a land not too far away, where all parents are strong and wise and capable and all children are happy and beloved. I don't know. Maybe it was Utah." From Purple Parrot, 1923.
Great asterisk to mark the "poetic license." This is the very first grammatical irregularity we've noticed that a yearbook editor was also aware of. From Rhode Island State's 1907 yearbook.
This poem is a Googlewhack. "My pretty glass tower's afire on top; t'will burn for three hours and then it will stop. While it's afire my book shall be read. But I'll put out the flame when I jump into bed." From St. Nicholas, 1886.