"Texts revered, persecuted in own peculiar life cycle" marked by "vacuumatic silence."  From the Brigham Young Universe newspaper, 1953. 

There is an "ephemeral New Zealand" in Tobias Conrad Lotter's 1762 map of the world.  "Now you see [New Zealand], now you don't."  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1972.

"Get set, Georgia; here 'it' comes!"  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1970.

"UFO man wants his trousers."  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1995.

We checked and confirmed that the opposite of UFObia is UFOria.  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1978.

"That's how it was …"  From Kent State's 1952 yearbook.

"Hallucination shared by all?" (UFO Newsclipping Service, 1971).

"What I saw was a ghost."  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1992.

"What the CIA doesn't want you to know."  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1995.

We've been called back to the "Chief" mountain at Squamish several times — a powerfully imposing (terrifying) rock face, and no surprise that it could draw UFOs.  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1986.

"And meanwhile, back on Flying Saucer Hill ..."  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1983.

You've already guessed our favorite word in this headline.  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1971.

"She hasn't seen anything weird."  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1988.

You've heard that a cow jumped over the moon, but what jumped over the cow?  A UFO, of course.  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1982.

"Terror of the UFO carrots," near where the house-size oranges whizzed by.  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1988.

It's easy to assume that a space alien saying "Take me to your leader" is merely humorous, but it actually happened.  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1971.

Magic?  Special?  Consistent?  Yes! 

From Taylor's 1963 yearbook.

Kneejerk stereotyping is just as ugly when it is applied to our large-footed, hirsute brethren.  The headline reads, "Ranger: 'Bigfoots' all like."  Plus, not to sound pedantic, but the plural of Bigfoot is Bigfeet.  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1981.

Like Christmas, Friday the 13th comes earlier every year.  The headline reads, "For some, Fridat the 13th came a little early."  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1989.

Here's a precursor to the band Ghost recording "Kiss the Go-Goat."  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1973.